Yeah, yeah, I know. I’m about a week or two too late. I don’t really care. Aside from a good looking girl, I’ve never really thought much of old Nattie P. Anyway, for the past couple weeks, I’ve heard way too much about this Natalie Portman SNL rap video. “Oh, it’s so funny,” I would hear. “I haven’t laughed at SNL this much in so long,” from others. Apparently, I am too picky in my comedic tastes, because I laugh at SNL every time I mistakenly tune to NBC during its time slot. Then I cry, because SNL used to be so funny.

Anyway, being the late adopter I am, I finally watched the video tonight. I have to say, it really is the best acting I’ve seen from frau Portman since The Professional. Granted, she was only 12 or something, and it wasn’t at all funny, but still she showed potential. I’ll ignore the fact that I’m still awaiting said potential’s realization only because she’s attractive. And yes, I am that kind of guy.