Sitting in a cube farm the morning after happy hour at La Herradura can get interesting. The slightest peep from my posterior regions can be heard as far as 2 or 3 cubes away. Somewhat embarrasing, but really more funny than anything. I’m a guy. Farts are funny. Not long ago, I had the room my cube’s in all to myself.  That was flatulence paradise.  Nobody around to hear the auditory evidence of carnitas, chori pollo or queadillas.

Enter the Flat-D Chair Pad from Flat-D Innovations, Inc whose tagline is, I kid you not, "The #1 name in flatulence odor control products."  Talk about an untapped market.  I mean Beano pretty much has the anti-fart market cornered what with George Kennedy shilling for them and all.  What a genius idea to develop products that allow guys to do that which we love doing without introducing the rest of the office to our butt-tastic smells!

They recommend taking it with you on the plane or bus too!  Imagine that conversation with the stranger seated next to you:

Stranger: What’s that?
You: It’s my Flat-D pad.
Stranger: Oh, what’s it for?  Back problems or something?
You: No, it’s for farts.
Stranger: …
You: Yeah, I fart a lot.

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