Having grown up a Gator fan, and despite the lackluster performance of my alma mater this year, I am happy to see Urban Meyer pull Florida out of its post-Spurrier-Zook-induced funk and drop them right into a national championship game they’ll surely lose. That having been said, Gator-blog Every Day Should Be Saturday has what I think should be the model for all school curricula in this counrty in accurately describing an Urban Meyer post-game press conference:

In case you ever decide to watch the Urban Meyer postgame show, don’t. It’s like one long Lunesta ad interspersed with sudden images of unspeakable violence…

This from a Gator fan! Still, I imagine Ben Stein talking about Voodoo Economics interspersed with various historic career-ending snuff footage (Joe Theisman, anyone?) as well as the personal highlight reels of Lawrence Taylor, Reggie White and Howie Long among others.