Seeing as how my life apparently isn’t interesting enough to warrant a monthly update, here’s more junk from around the net…

• A list of 10 weird fetishes. Seriously, we were all babes in the woods fetish-wise before the great and powerful (and perverted) Internet came along.
• This was titled “Exactly what’s wrong w/ America” on digg. I wouldn’t say “exactly”, but it certainly plays its part. I wonder if she stole that from the Wal-Mart.
• The only word you’ll ever need (aside from the ‘F’ word, that is):
  
• What will $611 billion (with a ‘B’) get you these days? That’s how much it’s cost so far to bring democracy to Iraq. A list of things our leaders wouldn’t dream of funding even without paying for a war.
• Rock, Paper, Scissors… Thought you were playing by the right rules? (Found on digg)
  

  I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors; but there’s no way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why: because paper can’t beat anybody. A rock would tear it up in 2 seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. Then, when someone claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them with my already clenched fist and say, “Oh, I’m sorry. I thought paper would protect you.”

• Lately, I’ve thought about giving into the whole ribbon-magnet thing, but with my own cynical flair. I figured it should be easy to find one supporting the magnetic ribbon making industry, but then I saw this…. and this. Both of which are just as good. Oh, and there was this too.
• Quite possibly the coolest/funniest kitty litter packaging ever.
• 35 useless facts you probably did/didn’t know. A couple problems with the list: 28 is untrue and Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister – he’s more like a doornail now. Dead, that is.
• I don’t know why, but this made me laugh so hard.