If you’re into quality toilet humor - and really, who isn’t? - check out the vast empire of blogs maintained by Julia Wertz. Back in college, I had a professor who slept something like 4 hours a night. The rest of the time, he was doing something. Anything. Seriously, the guy never stopped moving. Maybe when he was in the bathroom, but even then I’m not so sure. He probably had a fold out desk in there so he could multi-task while he cleared his bowels/bladder. I play Sodoku.

Why all this about my overactive collegfe professor? Well, two reasons: First, he taught me to pay attention to the way laws are written. For example, did you know there was a loophole in a state’s laws that made a murder carried out in a certain way perfectly legal? Isn’t that awes… err, scary? Second, Julia Wertz sort of reminds me of this guy. She has a great cartoon called the Fart Party. She paints panels from her cartoons. She publishes books of her her comics as well as collaborative books of craigslist missed connections ads (how creative, right?).She reviews restaurants in San Francisco & NYC. She’s also a waitress. It’s tiring to think about all this stuff! I get up in the morning, go to work, goof off for 8-9 hours, come home, drink and go to bed. I’m very good at drinking, but I’m sure I can apply myself to other endeavors without allowing the drinking to suffer.

Anyway, the thing that sparked this was a post on her newest blog the hater’s high-five about sex, relationships and a blue vibrator.