Wow… Education *can* be fun. In the mock-serious vein of Stuff White People Like, Animal Review grades various animals. Both are fairly genius in that there are so many different kinds of animals, and thanks to the never ending stream of mindless trends, White People will always have something to like and more importantly be mocked for liking. (Don’t even get me started on the lack of competing ethnic likes blogs… Oh, wait.)

I began with the Ladybug (the most recent post as of today) and thought it was good enough to finish and read on to the next post. I was sold when, while reading about the Wholpin, I came upon this gem:

And if you’re confused as to what a false killer whale is, don’t beat yourself up: they’re not very well studied, but basically false killer whales are like regular killer whales in that they both eat other whales, but false killer whales are actually members of the dolphin family, and sort of resemble massive, dark dolphins that have lots of sharp teeth. They’re kind of like what Venom is to Spiderman.