I don’t laugh at a lot of things people find funny. I don’t know why. I really do have a sense of humor.
It has taken me way too long to fulfill my goal of getting completely out of debt.
In my life, I have broken three bones.
I am horrible at keeping in touch with people. Even [...]

If you watch Scrubs, you probably saw Kate Micucci walking around with a ukulele and singing with Ted at the end. Anyway, do yourself a favor and check out her MySpace (you still have a MySpace account, right?) for some cute songs; her her facebook for some info and links – including one to her [...]

EA Sports, of “It’s In The Game” fame, are gearing up to release their NCAA Football ‘09 edition for the Wii, and they’ve set up a contest to let average shmoes like you and me decide which college mascot will be on the cover. Even if you don’t have a college mascot to root for, [...]

Boy, I hope I got that trademarked name correct. I’m sure Bono and crew spent long late hours making sure the correct word was parentheticized. Not a real word, I know. I know.
Anyway, iPod shuffles just got cheaper. Apple’s fun little way of saying something better is coming soon. As I mentioned earlier, Steve Jobs [...]

Fast food will kill you! In other news, so will life.
Did you know Apple will laser-engrave for free iPods bought online? Here’s a list of some they rejected and some they probably should have.
GREAT article about tweens dressing like skanks. Reminds me od the time some tween boy at the mall tried to laughingly make [...]

Seeing as how my life apparently isn’t interesting enough to warrant a monthly update, here’s more junk from around the net…

A list of 10 weird fetishes. Seriously, we were all babes in the woods fetish-wise before the great and powerful (and perverted) Internet came along.
This was titled “Exactly what’s wrong w/ America” on digg. I [...]

Found this on Wonkette. Bush declared yesterday

Off by one day – how cool would it have been to share a birthday w/ Google?

One day/year older today and I feel the same. So let’s see what have I done today…

Got into a comment argument with this guy.
Got note on myspace from an old high school/college friend saying happy b-day.
Spoke to Janel who called me at work to say happy b-day.
Why isn’t this man running for President!?
Read this while [...]

…Starts this week! If you haven’t seen this show, you need to get your butt to Hollywood Video (b/c Blockbuster is the Anti-Christ… but you already knew that) or Netflix that puppy real quick like. Seriously, this is one the the funniest shows I’ve ever seen. I couldn’t be happier that it’s not on one [...]