Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Animal Review

Wow… Education *can* be fun. In the mock-serious vein of Stuff White People Like, Animal Review grades various animals. Both are fairly genius in that there are so many different kinds of animals, and thanks to the never ending stream of mindless trends, White People will always have something to like and more importantly be [...]

BEARS!

In the interest of continuing the long(ish) tradition of my not actually posting original content on this blog, I bring you this:

You’re welcome.
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The moon’s relationship to the Earth explained

Yeah, a butthole.
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Sporting News: Blogger + Pro Athlete Workout = Vomit!

The guy who writes EDSBS (where I get my daily college football fix) also blogs for the Sporting News, and he was recently at D1 sports in Tennessee to see how he stacks up against college and pro athletes. The obvious answer is “poorly”, but just how poorly is what he wanted to measure. He [...]

Embarrassing a friend

It’s what us guys do to one another. It comes with the Y-chromosome. For Clay:

I’ve seen this kind of thing before, and I always think the same thing. If I were a musician and lost a bet like this, I would play this nice long solo and at the end sing in a long, high-pitched, [...]

Drunken tree sloth

Awhile back, I worked in Fredericksburg, VA for the local paper. One of the first people I met there was Clay Jones, the editorial cartoonist. Through the years, we’ve kept in contact, and I follow his cartoon online. Sunday’s cartoon cracked me up if only for the drunken tree sloth:

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The Anti-Spitzer

I thought this was mildly amusing when I first read it, but it just got better. Remember all the jokes about how much Elliot Spitzer paid for his hooker? This Michigan Senator’s husband’s humiliation only cost him $150!
Or, is that the difference between an “escort” and a “hooker”?
Anyway, like I said that’s mildly amusing in [...]

Hater’s high-five

If you’re into quality toilet humor - and really, who isn’t? - check out the vast empire of blogs maintained by Julia Wertz. Back in college, I had a professor who slept something like 4 hours a night. The rest of the time, he was doing something. Anything. Seriously, the guy never stopped moving. Maybe [...]

One sad orange

Poor little guy…

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Happy *early* Easter

Peep Show
Got this from my mom today. She’s a big fan of peeps. Stale peeps, to be precise. I usually keep a kackage for a year before giving it as a birthday present. Her birthday’s in early March, so it works out great.
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