It’s been over a month, and I know both of you who read this site are anxious to hear my ramblings. Sorry to disappoint. I got nothing. So, here’s this. It’s better than what I have… which, again, is nothing.

Somebody should make t-shirts.

Further, Rudy no longer has a chance at a Republican nomination. Still, you have to hand it to the guy for being plain spoken.

Prior to the [NAME REDACTED] Bowl (notice how I’m not calling it the “National Championship game”), Nike got both Florida and Ohio State to agree to a little wager. Whichever school’s student body logged the most miles of walking/running/jogging would have their mascot erected on the loser’s campus:

One might argue that asking residents of Columbus, [...]

Having watched 1 game from start to finish this season, I am not at all qualified to pick the super bowl this year. That being said, I’m glad the pick has already been made. From YouTube, that bastion of stuff that keeps me from actually working for a living, I give you a link to [...]

Really, that’s all I need say. She’s one of the funniest people on the planet. Anyway, in the spirit of Xmas and all that stuff, here’s a video from her CD “Jesus Is Magic“:

This is too funny. The banana as certifiable (the guy saying this is certainly certifiable) proof that there is a God. Interesting note, the ‘Kirk’ he’s speaking to at the beginning of the clip is none other than Kirk Cameron!

I make no secret that I dig Audrey Hepburn, but this Gap commercial is freaking me out. Not just because it is sort of freaky, but I because I kind of like it. It’s Audrey, it’s AC/DC, and I really don’t care that it’s the Gap. Does my liking this commercial make me [...]

Seriously… quick. As in the whole thing is 30 seconds!

Some really good stuff here. Lots of cameos from Angela Lansbury, James Cameron, Spielberg, Heavy D… and even Stalone! If there’s one lesson to attaining a better corporate image, it’s deer statues… And Segram’s wine coolers, of course.

Don’t let your company/self become old and stupid.

Why don’t we see more of this in news? With the Bush administration rolling out its mid-term elections platform of, “Osama wants you to vote for democrats,” MSNBC’s Kieth Olbermann launches into an editorial fully outlining my feelings on the issue:

In his last show of the season, Henry Rollins spoke about the conservative plan [...]