Wow… Education *can* be fun. In the mock-serious vein of Stuff White People Like, Animal Review grades various animals. Both are fairly genius in that there are so many different kinds of animals, and thanks to the never ending stream of mindless trends, White People will always have something to like and more importantly be [...]

Yeah, a butthole.

Awhile back, I worked in Fredericksburg, VA for the local paper. One of the first people I met there was Clay Jones, the editorial cartoonist. Through the years, we’ve kept in contact, and I follow his cartoon online. Sunday’s cartoon cracked me up if only for the drunken tree sloth:

If you’re into quality toilet humor – and really, who isn’t? – check out the vast empire of blogs maintained by Julia Wertz. Back in college, I had a professor who slept something like 4 hours a night. The rest of the time, he was doing something. Anything. Seriously, the guy never stopped moving. Maybe [...]

Find out how much you can expect based on your tax return.
Just make sure that when you get that check, you spend it immediately so the housing market, and overall economy will do a 180 and everything will be all better again right before W leaves office so we can all remember him as the [...]

Threadless is having a spring cleaning sale, and I found this little number for $9. Not my favorite part of the movie, but still the looks on the crayons’ faces is great. I’m still browsing through the catalog for more hipster-wear, but I did find this one that would make a good present for someone [...]

EA Sports, of “It’s In The Game” fame, are gearing up to release their NCAA Football ‘09 edition for the Wii, and they’ve set up a contest to let average shmoes like you and me decide which college mascot will be on the cover. Even if you don’t have a college mascot to root for, [...]

troll: someone who intentionally posts derogatory or otherwise inflammatory messages about sensitive topics in an established online community such as an online discussion forum to bait users into responding.
Trolls are inevitable. Open up an online forum, they show up and, like your drunken uncle or abusive big brother, make fun of all you hold dear. [...]

Fast food will kill you! In other news, so will life.
Did you know Apple will laser-engrave for free iPods bought online? Here’s a list of some they rejected and some they probably should have.
GREAT article about tweens dressing like skanks. Reminds me od the time some tween boy at the mall tried to laughingly make [...]

Seeing as how my life apparently isn’t interesting enough to warrant a monthly update, here’s more junk from around the net…

A list of 10 weird fetishes. Seriously, we were all babes in the woods fetish-wise before the great and powerful (and perverted) Internet came along.
This was titled “Exactly what’s wrong w/ America” on digg. I [...]