Off by one day – how cool would it have been to share a birthday w/ Google?

The “Fingerbang” episode of South Park has always been one of my favorites. Aside from what I’ve pasted below, I can’t really describe why except that it makes fun of the cookie-cutter boy bands that got so popular in the 80’s (Menudo) and 90’s (a multitude). Wendy Testaburger singing it (Adout 48 seconds in, or about halfway – considering Wendy’s song is the funny part YouTube & Google Video really let me down on this one).

Mrs. Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big
cock-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won’t quit
and I don’t want my breakfast because it tastes like
shitzus make good house pets, they’re cuddly and sweet
monkeys aren’t good to have ’cause they like to beat their
meeting in the office, there’s a meeting in the hall
the boss he wants to see you, so you can suck his
Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Roberts doesn’t like him, but that’s ’cause she’s a
contaminated water can really make you sick
your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your
dictate what I’m saying, ’cause it will bring you luck
and if you all don’t like it I don’t give a flying…

You can finish it up.

One day/year older today and I feel the same. So let’s see what have I done today…

• Got into a comment argument with this guy.
• Got note on myspace from an old high school/college friend saying happy b-day.
• Spoke to Janel who called me at work to say happy b-day.
• Why isn’t this man running for President!?
• Read this while catching up with digg.com posts. Sad.
• Had a few beers after work with a friend.
• Played some Wii Tennis… Stunk at it.
• Met up w/ some folks for “dinner” at a Tapas place.
• Got Dinner at Taco Bell.
• Opened and assembled my present… a tall fan for my room.
• Had a couple more beers w/ friends before going to bed.

It’s a whirlwind of excitement, I know. I had fun and look forward to seeing how the fan works tonight. I’m finishing this up on the 27th, roughly 12,419 days old.

Wow… I just looked up what “Rammer Jammer” means. Remember the heavily tattooed ‘Bama redneck from the EDSBS post:

The “Rammer Jammer Cheer” is a traditional and controversial cheer which taunts the Crimson Tide’s football opponents. It typically is played towards the end of a game when an Alabama victory is certain. Fans cheer:

Hey Tigers!
Hey Tigers!
Hey Tigers!
We just beat the hell outta’ you!
Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer
Give ‘em hell, Alabama!

What an incredibly lame-ass cheer. Seriously, “rammer jammer”? Couldn’t find another meaningless phrase that actually rhymes with ‘Alabama’? The possible meanings of the ‘yellow hammer’ combined with ‘rammer jammer’ simultaneously confuse and frighten me.

…Starts this week! If you haven’t seen this show, you need to get your butt to Hollywood Video (b/c Blockbuster is the Anti-Christ… but you already knew that) or Netflix that puppy real quick like. Seriously, this is one the the funniest shows I’ve ever seen. I couldn’t be happier that it’s not on one of the big three networks. FX has some good ju-ju going on with Rescue Me and It’s Always Sunny… much better than most of what I’ve seen on the three-headed hydra that is AB-NB-CBS.

Thanks to Wonkette

The scary kind of sacred.

The closest to this I’ve seen at an Auburn game was an old VW van painted in blue with scores of all the games it had attended hand-painted in orange all over. It had been to quite an impressive number of games.

I got nothing. So instead of actually wasting the time to write anything that nobody will read, I figured I would further prove what everyone already knows: No amount of money would have been too much for Google to pay for YouTube as it is the single greatest thing ever thrust upon an unsuspecting Internet. Here’s a cavalcade of glorious suck I culled from digg.com this morning:

Apache!

Thriller (Indian-style)

Elektronik Supersonik – My blue jeans is tight, so onto my love rocket climb!

NomiRoll’d – This guy will haunt your dreams

chacarron – an old one, but still brilliant

While departing from the airport in Osaka, this Nippon jet is hit by lightning creating an amazing series of pictures. Found on Gizmodo linked from here.

Is anyone else totally creeped out by this commercial, or is it just me?